What time is it? It's closed.

Halfway through a ward fireside that was not at all about anything literary, Evan leaned over and whispered to me, "the library closed at 6." I said, "thanks." "And museums closed at 5", he continued. "You're right. Thanks," I replied.

Frequent Cleaning

On days that he works, Evan showers before taking the Google shuttle to work. He works out at the gym after his shift and showers again. Although he's a pretty hygienic guy, Evan thinks he is really going above and beyond what would be expected of a person.

Him: "I shower twice a day ... it's 25 times ... more or less ... I shampoo my head three times."

Me: "Good job"