I Like It

When we went to the library today, he wanted to check out two copies of real life Emma Watson Beauty and the Beast. 

B: Why do you need two copies?
E: Because I like it.

The next day he watched the same film on Netflix.

B: Why did we check out two copies if you're just going to watch it on Netflix?
E: I like both. I like it a lot.

Wealth

Evan went to the bank to deposit a $33 check. He got $20 in quarters back for laundry. When they gave him $13 in cash, he smiled and said, I'm rich!

No Bumps

We were bumped on a flight for the second time. 

I like getting bumped - it's the highest salary per hour I ever earn and the inconvenience is normally disproportionally small.

Evan doesn't like being bumped - our flight time is a sacred covenant between the airlines and us that should not be changed at the last minute, at the airport, at the gate even, just for some random paper with numbers on it.

To appease, ameliorate the situation, I offered to buy him magazine:

E: Four!
B: One!
E: Two! And Parker says so.
B: Well, if Parker says so. 

Parker was not with us, not in the same state, not on the phone, not a part of this conversation.

Schedule

B: Do you have tutoring and institute tomorrow? 
E: No. Reading and class.

Cooking for One

I got home from work and Evan was microwaving something. 

B: Hey Evan, are you making dinner? 
E: Yes. My own