Texting

Evan texts me for four reasons:

• To request purchases from Amazon - 40%
• To ask about when I will be home, what we are doing, where I am - 30%
• To announce his position, his desires, or the weather - 20%
• To express praise or gratitude - 10%

They are sometimes funny, sometimes demanding, but normally delivered at a calm emotional level. Until tonight.

Me: Want some pasta?

Evan: Oh yes best bet on do it