Winning an Argument

Evan sometimes disagrees with people. When an argument ensues, he applies two principles:

1. The most important task is to win
2. Logic is irrelevant

If a third person joins the conversation, it doesn't matter what that person says. Evan will claim that they are supporting his point of view, treat the statement as if it supports his point of view and finish the argument in his favor (even if it disagrees) with a "thank you." It's hilarious.